Thunder clouds & Lightning bolts

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

bonus:

you can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.

(via homoish)

vergiltarian:

sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen

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(via blowoffs)

fasterfood:

"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

(via drakebellofficiall)

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